This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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