Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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