the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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