think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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