I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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