on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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