Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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