it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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