If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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