I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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