Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i think im in europe. pls send help
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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