'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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