that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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