Cold hands, warm shart.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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