Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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