grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I need water and some morals
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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