Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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