there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
