She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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