okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I miss vodka workout Fridays
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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