there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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