Do you still have your period?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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