Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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