We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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