so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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