I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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