You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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