I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
A+ Viking dick
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