yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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