Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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