im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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