I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
