That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Please don't give away my fajitas
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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