I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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