So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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