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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I believe in your delicious
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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