did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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