In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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