I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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