i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
