doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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