I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
3pm strippers are depressing
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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