I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You made out with two different species that night
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I smell like Dick and happiness
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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