It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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