so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
