Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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