I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
