I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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