Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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