You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You are a genius and a whore.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
