How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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