I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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