Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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