I wanna bring you to show and tell
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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