I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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