Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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