plz talk dirty to me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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